its my dream to make an over-the-top action film some day
and i want a character that holds two pistols like this
like, backwards
and then when hes about to fire
he does this
because i mean
how fucking cool is that
STILL COOL
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
I made this.
Out of boredom.
I mean, it’s still pretty damn true
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[@wolfpackalan]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lg49Z7P01qewacoo1_500.jpg)
looks like me and my best friend, we’re just that cool
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Ladies and gentleman, a pimp on a treadmill. [more photos from last night]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jmhaA3tT1qdqyxho1_500.gif)
Ladies and gentleman, a pimp on a treadmill. [more photos from last night]
wow i am so tURNED ON
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
I have come to the conclusion that Tom Hiddleston either packs or has a horse dick.
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS.
At first I thought it was just the pants but it’s everywhere, in every pair of pants.
Guys
Guys help I can’t escape
IT EVEN FUCKING MOVES
Jesus take the wheel I can’t stop
I JUST CAN’T STOP STARING
This is how Loki controls all of his subject.
Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.
I declare this my new favorite video.
“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”
